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All Catherine's Children
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Stored in: Utata Discussions
Posted On: August 29 2006
By: Brittney Bush
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How DO you keep track of 5000 people? Simple, kimberkit: make sure you keep up with that grand Utata soap, All Catherine's Children.
As the episode begins, we zoom in on the Utata salon to see Girlabroad sipping tea at a corner table, repeatedly making mildly inappropriate remarks and then blushing a most fetching shade of English Rose. Her audience is mesmerized... so much so that they fail to notice that 7simon is on the other side of the room killing himself (again). Somebonnie sees him, though, and once he is finished rushes over to take a picture.
Carljohnson wanders in after the commercial break and, looking for conversation, sidles up to The Grouchy Ladybug and tells her, "Hey, I just found out you can FedEx a horse!" She's heard it all before, though, and goes back to whispering to her ladybug familiars. -rade- is also talking, though to no apparent person - must be his imaginary friend.
Our final scene centers around the buffet table. Jamelah, coming over to refresh the watermelon supply, runs into bacon-eating Caryn74. They say clever things to each other, and begin giggling uproariously. (Rumor has it they were separated at birth.) Trazy eats cheesecake while craftastiKK's cat, Thong, circles his legs. Cake makes the rounds as usual.
Just before we cut to the credits, Yogi bursts in the door crying, "All your base are belong to us!" OH NO! He's trying to assimilate the Utatans into his crazy hive-brain!
What will happen next? Find out in the next episode of....
All Catherine's Children
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