Should I talk about myself in the 3rd person? Naw.
I'm a thirty-something button pusher for money.
I'm a thirty-something wondering if "Thirty-Something" from when I was a kid in the 80's would be relevant to me now.
I'm a thirty-something married white male with no children.
I'm a thirty-something liberal-minded urban Texan dreaming of life among mountains and wide-open spaces.
I'll end this with a paraphrase. "Simplify." - Henry David Thoreau