Oh that wacky Utata. Their latest project is to emulate mug shots, and I'm sorry this didn't get to be in color (one of the rules was that it be black & white or sepia) because you miss the full-on fabulousness of my makeup job this way. Alas. Anyway, I needed an idea for 365 today, so hurrah! I can be a criminal.
You can be sure this is fiction; I've never been caught.
Sorry I forgot the sign thing.