Mr Dass was taken into custody and charged with looking too much like Nick Nolte. After yelling ethnic slurs at the arresting officers, he quickly used his phone call to call his agent. Mr Dass is still in holding waiting for the return phone call.
The Honourable Judge Nonon Sense ordered Mr Dass to put his shirt back on as he was scaring the stenographer.
Crime update: Posting his mug to too many other pools..................still waiting for the return phone call from his agent....................
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