cyclone(d) bbq
[auro]
– You know what sounds good right now?
– A limo driven by Clive Owen that would take us away from the godforsaken boardwalk? Why is it always like 1978 here?
– I was thinking a burger. A burger sounds good.
– It wouldn’t have to be Clive Owen. Viggo Mortensen probably has a driver’s license.
– Just a regular old burger, nothing fancy. A cheap, greasy industrial gut-bomb with mustard and ketchup. Maybe those little pickle slices.
– You say that every time we come here.
– I am as constant as the moon and stars, it’s true.
– So…the place with the giant chipmunk on the roof.
– It’s not a chipmunk. It’s a serving lad.
– The serving lad looks like a chipmunk.
– All the best serving lads do.
– You know, that sort of talk can get you hard time in seventeen different states.
– It’s an American tradition. The burger, I mean. Not the thing with the serving lad.
– You think that’s a winning argument?
– It’s all I got, baby. All I got.
– I do love a man who puts it all out there. Let’s go get a burger.
– Really?
– Really. Admit it…you totally want to make out with me now, don’t you.
– Totally.
– One thing.
– What?
– On the way home, you have to pretend you’re Clive Owen.
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