yummmmmmeeee
Ahh, ma mère, poor thing, she needs help with ze cookies. And who better to offer aid and advice? Who is ze acknowledged maître de desserts? Who is ze empereur des pépites de chocolat, the Emperor of Chocolate Chips? Who, I ask you?
Que moi. Only me.
My palate is très sophistiqué, as is known by everyone worth knowing. By smell alone, I can distinguish between milk chocolate made from lait condensé and milk chocolate made with lait en poudre…yes, eet ees true! Chocolate made with milk powder, eet smells like chalk. Pffft, only savages would cook with such a thing. Savages with no nose! Ma mère, she says I have un gentil petit nez…a sweet little nose. And who am I to argue?
But now, you must excuse me. At this time I must thrust my face deep into the chocolate. Deep as only I am able to do. Do not think of eet as a sacrifice. It is le travail de ma vie…the work of my life. À bientôt!
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