Kat Gloor
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Everybody was kung-fu fighting / Those kids was fast as…
You can get Kung-Fu Fighting as a ring tone for your cell phone. It’s hard to imagine a more annoying ring tone. If you were in a nice restaurant or a movie theater and somebody’s cell phone began playing Kung-Fu Fighting, you’d have to stab them. You’d have to. What else could you do? Stab them fast as…
…lightning / In fact it was a little bit frightening / But they did it with…
No jury in the world would convict you. The Kung-Fu Fighting Defense would make all the law journals. You’d be interviewed on CNN by Larry King and there’d be an article in USA Today on the Ten Most Stab-Worthy Ring Tones. You’d have to hire a publicist who could book you on all the morning television shows, which would require…
…expert timing / Yeah, everybody was kung-fu fighting.
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