rustman

Four black stools

“She wants to buy bar stools. I mean why, they are impractical. I’m not going to use a damn bar stool. Why the hell would I want a chair that doesn’t have a back and that is high off the ground?”

“It’s better for your posture”

“Well, I am not into it, and she’s super disappointed.”

“Does she want to have a bar?”

“No, she wants them for outside but we don’t even have any high tables. Oh and she thinks it will work for the desk. I mean why would you want a backless chair for a computer desk?”

“Better posture.”

“I don’t have good posture in a regular chair, on a bar stool I would just be hunched over AND uncomfortable. I don’t want to replace anything, I like my chair.”

“Are they the ones that look like aliens from War of the Worlds?”

“Do you have to ask? All barstools look like ugly alien invaders, and that is exactly my point. No one has ever accused a comfy chair of looking like an alien. Why do bar stools even exist?”

“Better posture.”

“For real? Have you ever been to a bar?”

 

 

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