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Babo says, “Hai!”
So here’s me, right? Goin’ down this road and all, out in the country, there’s this farm stuff growin’ on either side. Like, you know, crops or something. And cows. Big ol’ black cows. So I’m goin’ down this road mindin’ my own business and dude, this purple thing leaps out at me.
No no no no, I’m serious. It was this purple thing. Like a alien or a space thing. And I’m all “whoa” and this thing…no no no no, I’m totally not makin’ this up. It’s waving its little purple hands around like it’s…well, yeah, it had hands. Course, it had hands. So it’s wavin’ ’em around and starts…how do I know how many fingers? Why’re you askin’ about fingers, man. There was a purple alien thing and you’re asking me about fingers?
Look, I’m tellin’ you. I’m out there on this country road, man, when this purple outer space-lookin’ thing jumps out, starts wavin’ its hands and askin’ for Cheetos. And I’m like “Cheetos?” and its all like hoppin’ around and…oh, c’mon dude, I’m serious. Yeah, Cheetos. I don’t know why.
Look, never mind, man. Just forget it.
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