Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

…spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam…

…or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Have you got anything without spam?

Well, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it.