Utata mugshot #2

Robert Harper

Hey I was out walking in the park at night, like minding my own business and these dudes were throwing these firey sticks about. So I asks them to give me a go, cos like I am pretty coordinated when it comes to throwning things and catching them. At one time I even considered dropping everything to become a juggler.

I gets this idea like what if we do some flame swirling in unison. You know like... Ugh them Berkley babes or something. Like when they swim in the water an all. Synchronised stuff with flames instead of water.

Like wouldn't that be cool. Crescent fresh dude. Mega firey man. I mean like it would be kalidescopic. Psychodelic even. Jees did I just say Psychodelic. I meant psychedelic. Not like I am a psycho man. No way.

So there we were twirling these flaming sticks and we decide it would be mega cool, like really hot even, if we tossed the sticks in the air, you know toss them at each other and catch them.

Whoo-hoo!!! Yeah that was groovy. Then he goes and tosses the thing way up in the air, and I'm like... Hey man I can't see a thing, and this flaming stick lands in the back of my hoodie. Shit my hoodie was on fire, and I says to the dude, Man that ain't cool, and he laughs and says that is real hot? So I beat seven colours of crap out of that sumabitch

---

View Project: