I have a thing. I don't know what it's called, it's not a real *thing* mind you, it's sort of like a magnifying glass but it has dimples in it. It's a bit of an odd thing really, I mean, who in their right mind goes around making magnifying glasses with dimples in them? I don't even know what it's for or why I have it. It's just...well, an odd thing (of sorts.)
